On Christmas music…
Bad Christmas music is characterized by the following attributes:
- Excessive vibrato
- Relevance to Christmas made by the poignant over-use of the word “Christmas”
- The ease with which it allows itself to become whitenoise, save the high-end which has the kind of peircing tonality you might experience at a J.C. Penny department store at 5 a.m. on “Black Friday” a.k.a. consumerist’s day.
- In the style of popular country
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3 years ago